tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-341026452011-04-21T14:36:01.824-07:00Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-3170168097812802712007-04-04T15:43:00.000-07:002007-04-04T16:01:08.937-07:00Blonde Girl: I wish they graded on your bra, 'cause I would get an A ... get it?<br /><br />- WJHS; after last bell<br /><br />Girl: You know how when you sneeze, everyone says 'God bless you?' Well, when you cough, no one says anything. Should they be like 'Please don't choke to death?' Or 'Please don't get anything gross on me?'<br /><br />- DELTONA, FLORIDA<br /><br />Urugayan woman with thick accent: You need to be quieter. They can hear you in the Koreas!<br /><br />- WJHS; 5th period<br /><br />Guy: Oooh, do you like him? Is he your man?<br />Girl: No, he's in jail to much to be my man.<br /><br />- WJHS; 4th period<br /><br />Girl: Yeah, his scar is, like, this long. He walks around with all of his tattoos and these scars and I'm just like 'Put a shirt on!'<br /><br />- WJHS; 4th period<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-317016809781280271?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-9100401922740040502007-03-14T17:00:00.000-07:002007-03-14T17:35:12.090-07:00Teacher: So ... Cost Push inflation, that's the scary one.<br />Student: Scary? Do you have nightmares about it?<br />Teacher: No, but I did have a really weird nightmare last night. I'll tell you about it ... I know what you're thinking: "Why is this strange man talking to us?"<br /><br />- WJHS, period 3<br /><br />Kid: Micah says you two go out.<br />Micah: Yeah, we do.<br />Kid: Do you?<br />Girl: Do we what?<br />Micah: Don't we go out?<br />Girl: Go where?<br />Micah: Out ... together.<br />Girl: Out of town?<br />Micah: No! Don't we go out?<br />Girl: Who's we?<br />Micah: Me and you! We!<br />Girl: Oh, yeah, we do.<br /><br />- WJHS, period 6<br /><br />Girl: Oh my god, did you see her shorts? They're, like, not even there. They're see through, and, like, in her vagina! Ew.<br /><br />- WJHS<br /><br />Girl #1: I knew him before he was cool.<br />Girl #2: When was he cool?<br /><br />- WJHS<br /><br />Boy #1: Girls are, like, always on their period.<br />Boy #2: No.<br />Boy #3: What do you mean?<br />Boy #1: They have PMS, and then their period, and then after their period.<br />Boy #3: Duh.<br />Boy #2: Who told you that?<br />Boy #1: Carly. She's a girl.<br />Boy #2: Dude, Carly's messing with you.<br />Boy #3: What's PMS?<br />Boy #1: Pre-menstrual stress. And then there's post menstrual stress, or something.<br />Boy #2: Whatever.<br /><br />- Bus 23<br /><br />Annoying kid: Everyone hates you! Everyone! Except Jesus! Jesus loves everyone. [singing] Jesus loves Forrest, this I know, because the Bible tells me so! Ha!<br /><br />- Bus 23<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-910040192274004050?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-20554726804284465802007-02-28T15:13:00.000-08:002007-02-28T15:30:23.812-08:00Guy #1: I smell yogurt!<br />Girl: What the hell?<br />Guy #2: You know yogurt can make you not have cancer?<br /><br />- 3rd period; WJHS<br /><br />Crazy teacher: You all are thinking and not paying attention!<br /><br />- WJHS; Overheard by CC<br /><br />Kid: Your parents are incest. How does that make you feel?<br /><br />- Bus 23<br /><br />Girl #1: It's so gross. When they go to the bathroom, they probably, like, stab themselves in the vagina.<br />Girl #2: All I heard was 'stab the vagina.'<br /><br />- A Lunch; WJHS<br /><br />Teacher (to loud kids in the hallway): I know your too late getting to class, but do you think that you can be quiet and not disrupt my math class?!<br />Girl: Oooooooh!<br /><br />- 6th period; WJHS<br /><br />Fucking douchebag: Hey Forrest, you're such a dick-for!<br />Forrest: What's a dick for?<br />Fucking douchbag: Haha, you don't know what a dick's for!<br />Random kid: 'Cause he never used it!<br /><br />- Bus 23<br /><br />Eighth grader: We're going to the planetarium later.<br />Ninth grader: Really? I love the planetarium. It's so dark, you can hit people and they don't know who it is.<br /><br />- before 1st bell; WJHS<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-2055472680428446580?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-1172627490417157532007-02-27T17:25:00.000-08:002007-02-27T17:52:57.296-08:00Mo' quotes, friends of mine!<br /><br />Girl: Bitch, watch your language! There's children in here!<br /><br />- Science wing after last bell; WJHS<br /><br />Girl: Oh my god, it was crazy. Her brother was there and I saw him and she didn't even know he was here. I was like "I saw your brother" and she was like "He's here?" It was crazy.<br /><br />- 1st Period; WJHS<br /><br />Girl #1: So it was a baby?<br />Girl #2: And no one would pick it up?<br />Girl #1: Yeah.<br />Girl #3: But wasn't it a baby?<br /><br />- Hallway; WJHS<br /><br />Girl #1: My mom calls me a bitch all the time.<br />Girl #2: Um, cause you are a bitch.<br />Girl #1: No ...<br />Girl #2: Yeah.<br /><br />- 7th period; WJHS<br /><br />Substitute teacher: (reading off attendance) Guh ... um ... Guh ... Gable? Is it Gable?<br />Girl: There's no Cable.<br />Substitute teacher: Is it Cable?<br />(silence)<br />Substitute teacher: Uh ... Caleb? Is there a Caleb?<br />Guy: He's not here.<br />Substitute teacher: He's absent?<br />Guy: He's in rehab.<br /><br />- 5th period; WJHS<br /><br />Kid: Are you our teacher this hour?<br />Substitute with blinding pink lipstick: Yes.<br />(she takes her bag and leaves, quite quickly)<br />Kid: Okay.<br /><br />- 6th period; WJHS<br /><br />Girl: I don't think that <em>Pan's Labyrinth</em> should have win. It just looked weird. Like a fairy tale. A fucking rated R fairy tale.<br /><br />- 4th period; WJHS<br /><br />Douchebag: Shut up, motherfucker. Er, grandmotherfucker.<br />(silence)<br />Douchebag: Get it? Instead of fucking mothers, you fuck grandmas! That's gross!<br /><br />- Bus 23<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-117262749041715753?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-1161048378022922342006-10-16T18:13:00.000-07:002006-10-16T18:26:18.036-07:00After what seems like an eternity, the quotes you have been craving are here.<br /><br />Guy: Last night, we made a hillbilly gay.<br /><br />- WJHS, 2nd period<br /><br />Girl: Were you there when I sat in the nacho cheese?<br /><br />- WJHS, 2nd period<br /><br />Girl: I want a pretzel.<br />Concession Stand Girl: We're all out of nachos.<br /><br />- West-Oakland football game<br /><br />Random girl: Yeah, it was so weird! I woke up and I was like "where are my pants?" and Dawn was like "you threw up on them" and I went "well, where are they!?" And she was like "I took them off you but don't worry, it was dark." And I was like "Oh my God!" She took my pants off in a room full of boys! And I didn't even know.<br /><br />- WJHS, 6th period<br /><br />Assistant Principal: How's French going?<br />Student: Okay.<br />Asst. Principal: You mean "esta bien"?<br /><br />- WJHS, before 4th period<br /><br />Girl: It was so funny. They all thought I spoke French and I just kept saying "oui!"<br /><br />- WJHS, 1st period<br /><br />Teacher: So why would the mainly conservative Supreme Court make that decision?<br />Student: 'Cause conservatives hate queers?<br />Teacher: Can you rephrase that, please?<br /><br />- 3rd period<br /><br />Girl: It smells like Christmas in here.<br /><br />- Bus 23<br /><br />Boy #1: It's warm in here.<br />Boy #2: Yeah ... warm.<br />Boy #3: Really? Cause I'm ... warm.<br />Boy #2: Yeah, and outside it's not ...<br />Boy #1: Warm.<br />Boy #3: Yeah.<br /><br />- Bus 23<br /><br />Chick #1: I have something stuck in my throat.<br />Chick #2: Eww.<br />Chick #1: Wanna get it out?<br /><br />- WJHS, West Walk<br /><br />Student #1: What day did she say we can bring in hot chocolate?<br />Student #2: I don't know.<br />Student #1: I miss <em>South Park. </em><br />Student #2: Yeah, me too.<br /><br />- WJHS, 5th period<br /><br />Girl #1: My stomach hurts. Maybe I have appendicitis. What does that feel like?<br />Me (Kelsey): It hurts.<br />Girl #2: Yeah, but isn't that in your uterus?<br /><br />- WJHS, 5th period<br /><br />Girl #1: Will you shut up!?<br />Girl #2: I'm not being loud. I can't even hear myself think!<br /><br />- WJHS, after last bell<br /><br />Stayed tuned, beaches, and e-mail me stuff you hear at rbrduk AT centurytel DOT net.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-116104837802292234?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-1159147957166665022006-09-24T18:29:00.000-07:002006-09-24T18:34:26.036-07:00Girl #1: I cried last night.<br />Girl #2: Why?<br />Girl #1: I missed the first twilight fest, in like, three years.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey & Kelli; WJHS, before school<br /><br /><br />Girl #1: It smells like gummie bears in here!<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli & Kelsey; WJHS, before school<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-115914795716666502?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-1158720632144569062006-09-19T19:40:00.000-07:002006-09-19T19:50:32.200-07:00(Bell rings.)<br />Teacher: Oh, thank God.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period<br /><br />Kid: Dude, it'd suck to have AIDS.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period<br /><br />Wannabe Gangbanger: I'm not a gangbanger -- I don't wanna get shot. But I like the way they look, ya know?<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, West Walk<br /><br />Girl: I'm not as stupid as I look ... I'm only half as stupid as I look.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 1st period<br /><br />Teacher: Okay, now you're going to see sick people. If you've never seen sick people before, it could be strange.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period<br /><br />Girl, on health video: He's dead already. Yeah, he died. You don't have to be from the ghetto to get AIDS. Nope.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period<br /><br />Guy, on health video: You can't get HIV from the air ... no. Or from dishes. No, you can't get AIDS from a dish.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period<br /><br />Old Lady, on health video: You never know who you're havin' sex with. It's better to be protective and protected.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period<br /><br />Guy: Lighten up guys, it's just AIDS.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period<br /><br />HardXCore Kid: Yeah, I got locked up. I called it the concrete jungle ... because it was a concrete jungle. Yeah.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, West Walk<br /><br />Kid #1: PBS ... so it's to blame?<br />Kid #2: What? Where's the plane?<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 4th period<br /><br />(Gah! Email quotes to rbrduk AT centurytel DOT net .... PLEASE!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-115872063214456906?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-1158183726769371512006-09-13T14:16:00.000-07:002006-09-13T14:42:06.776-07:00Girl #1: I ate this thing ... it was, like, a candle. Or a potato.<br />Girl #2: Yeah, no, it was a potato.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; Bus 23<br /><br />Forrest: He was, like, a crackhead and he hung out with long-haired, dirty hippies.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli; Bus 23<br /><br />Girl: Be careful sitting down or you might end up on my mouth!<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli; WJHS<br /><br />Teacher to student: Is Puff the Magic Dragon still your friend? Still hittin' that pipe?<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli; WJHS: Cafeteria, Lunch B<br /><br />Forrest: My stepmom would be like, [high voice] "Do you like this dress or this one?" Then my dad would be like, [silence]. And fifteen minutes later, he'd be like, [low voice] "That one."<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; Bus 23<br /><br />Boy: We don't wanna be like Adolf Hitler, runnin' around all, 'RAH RAH!'<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli; WJHS<br /><br />Boy: What happened? Why can't we go inside?<br />Girl: Maybe someone was murdered.<br />Boy: Lucky.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 5th Period<br /><br />Boy #1: Number 'B.'<br />Teacher: <em>Number </em>'B?'<br />Boy #1: Er, letter 'B.'<br />Teacher: Yeah, like the Beatles song.<br />Boy #1: There's a Beatles song called "Letter B?"<br />Teacher: Yeah.<br />Boy #2: Do you mean "Let It Be?"<br />Teacher: Sure.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 6th period<br /><br />Boy #1: Dude, I saw lesbians!<br />Boy #2: No way!<br />Boy #1: Yeah! I was on my to seventh hour, to English, and I just saw them! They were just ... there!<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey: WJHS, hallway post-seventh hour<br /><br />Bus Driver: Ladies and gentlemen ... and Forrest!<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli; Bus 23<br /><br />Teacher: Nobility is like mini kings and queens.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli; WJHS, 5th period<br /><br />Teacher: I'm not for the death penalty -- you know it costs more money?<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli: WJHS, 5th period<br /><br />Teacher: I always think about Celebrity Deathmatch when we talk about the philosophers Hobbes and Locke.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli; WJHS, 5th period<br /><br />Teacher: Government is like a big sea monster.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelli; WJHS, 5th period<br /><br />Girl: So, were people, like, bigger back then?<br />Boy: Cavemen? They were huge!<br />Girl: No!, They were, like, tiny cave mouses people.<br />Boy: No, they were giant ... they lived in caves.<br />Girl: How could they live in caves if they were so big?<br />Boy: Bears live in caves. Bears are really big.<br />Girl: So, like, people were like big bears? Whatever.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS 6th period<br /><br />Employee: The server hasn't blue-screened since we put that pyramid on top.<br /><br />- Overheard by Scott; Newz Group<br /><br />Boy #1: Who carries needle around in their pockets?<br />Boy #2: I do.<br />Boy #1: Yeah, what about when you fall and puncture your scrotum?<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS 6th period<br /><br />Student: I think there's a typo on number six.<br />Teacher: Oh, yeah, it's supposed to say "for," not "fuh."<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS 3rd period<br /><br />Teacher: Yeah, Thomas Jefferson loved John Locke. He was a real Locke lover. Wait ... that sounded really strange ... no, he liked Locke's ideas. Yeah.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS 3rd period<br /><br />Student: Mr. Johnson, can I go to the bathroom?<br />Mr. Johnson: Why do you need to go to the bathroom?<br />Student: [thinking] Uh ... so I can expel some liquids?<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS 6th period<br /><br />(send quotes to rbrduk AT centurytel DOT net)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-115818372676937151?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-1157850379703122372006-09-09T18:03:00.000-07:002006-09-09T18:06:19.713-07:00Girl #1: You have the attention span of a crack baby!<br />Girl #2: And I don't?!<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey<br /><br />Kid: My dog has no legs -- walking him is such a drag! [hysterical laughter]<br />Teacher: Is his name Skip?<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey W; West Junior High<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-115785037970312237?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34102645.post-1157783145117792842006-09-08T23:13:00.000-07:002006-09-08T23:25:45.126-07:00Boy: I am the smallest person on my team! There isn't anyone smaller than me!<br />Girl #1: Well, you are very small.<br />Girl #2: My brother was the smallest guy on his team. But he wasn't really small ... he was petite, I think.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; West Junior High<br /><br />Guy: Well, we were in band and they were talking about how the band uniforms used to made out of polyester and it didn't stretch so you'd get it over your head on your arms and someone would have to help you. I mean, it wasn't mean to say that I wanted to give the shirt to a retarded kid and see what they did, but I just want to see what would happen.<br /><br />- Overheard by Kelsey; West Junior High<br /><br />(Email your overheard quotes to rbrduk AT centurytel DOT net.)<br /><strong> </strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34102645-115778314511779284?l=overheardincomo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kelsey and Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13613428116897541418noreply@blogger.com0