April 4, 2007: The Post-Spring Break CoMo/Florida Overheard

Blonde Girl: I wish they graded on your bra, 'cause I would get an A ... get it?

- WJHS; after last bell

Girl: You know how when you sneeze, everyone says 'God bless you?' Well, when you cough, no one says anything. Should they be like 'Please don't choke to death?' Or 'Please don't get anything gross on me?'

- DELTONA, FLORIDA

Urugayan woman with thick accent: You need to be quieter. They can hear you in the Koreas!

- WJHS; 5th period

Guy: Oooh, do you like him? Is he your man?
Girl: No, he's in jail to much to be my man.

- WJHS; 4th period

Girl: Yeah, his scar is, like, this long. He walks around with all of his tattoos and these scars and I'm just like 'Put a shirt on!'

- WJHS; 4th period