March 14, 2007

Teacher: So ... Cost Push inflation, that's the scary one.
Student: Scary? Do you have nightmares about it?
Teacher: No, but I did have a really weird nightmare last night. I'll tell you about it ... I know what you're thinking: "Why is this strange man talking to us?"

- WJHS, period 3

Kid: Micah says you two go out.
Micah: Yeah, we do.
Kid: Do you?
Girl: Do we what?
Micah: Don't we go out?
Girl: Go where?
Micah: Out ... together.
Girl: Out of town?
Micah: No! Don't we go out?
Girl: Who's we?
Micah: Me and you! We!
Girl: Oh, yeah, we do.

- WJHS, period 6

Girl: Oh my god, did you see her shorts? They're, like, not even there. They're see through, and, like, in her vagina! Ew.

- WJHS

Girl #1: I knew him before he was cool.
Girl #2: When was he cool?

- WJHS

Boy #1: Girls are, like, always on their period.
Boy #2: No.
Boy #3: What do you mean?
Boy #1: They have PMS, and then their period, and then after their period.
Boy #3: Duh.
Boy #2: Who told you that?
Boy #1: Carly. She's a girl.
Boy #2: Dude, Carly's messing with you.
Boy #3: What's PMS?
Boy #1: Pre-menstrual stress. And then there's post menstrual stress, or something.
Boy #2: Whatever.

- Bus 23

Annoying kid: Everyone hates you! Everyone! Except Jesus! Jesus loves everyone. [singing] Jesus loves Forrest, this I know, because the Bible tells me so! Ha!

- Bus 23