February 28, 2007

Guy #1: I smell yogurt!
Girl: What the hell?
Guy #2: You know yogurt can make you not have cancer?

- 3rd period; WJHS

Crazy teacher: You all are thinking and not paying attention!

- WJHS; Overheard by CC

Kid: Your parents are incest. How does that make you feel?

- Bus 23

Girl #1: It's so gross. When they go to the bathroom, they probably, like, stab themselves in the vagina.
Girl #2: All I heard was 'stab the vagina.'

- A Lunch; WJHS

Teacher (to loud kids in the hallway): I know your too late getting to class, but do you think that you can be quiet and not disrupt my math class?!
Girl: Oooooooh!

- 6th period; WJHS

Fucking douchebag: Hey Forrest, you're such a dick-for!
Forrest: What's a dick for?
Fucking douchbag: Haha, you don't know what a dick's for!
Random kid: 'Cause he never used it!

- Bus 23

Eighth grader: We're going to the planetarium later.
Ninth grader: Really? I love the planetarium. It's so dark, you can hit people and they don't know who it is.

- before 1st bell; WJHS