February 27, 2007

Mo' quotes, friends of mine!

Girl: Bitch, watch your language! There's children in here!

- Science wing after last bell; WJHS

Girl: Oh my god, it was crazy. Her brother was there and I saw him and she didn't even know he was here. I was like "I saw your brother" and she was like "He's here?" It was crazy.

- 1st Period; WJHS

Girl #1: So it was a baby?
Girl #2: And no one would pick it up?
Girl #1: Yeah.
Girl #3: But wasn't it a baby?

- Hallway; WJHS

Girl #1: My mom calls me a bitch all the time.
Girl #2: Um, cause you are a bitch.
Girl #1: No ...
Girl #2: Yeah.

- 7th period; WJHS

Substitute teacher: (reading off attendance) Guh ... um ... Guh ... Gable? Is it Gable?
Girl: There's no Cable.
Substitute teacher: Is it Cable?
(silence)
Substitute teacher: Uh ... Caleb? Is there a Caleb?
Guy: He's not here.
Substitute teacher: He's absent?
Guy: He's in rehab.

- 5th period; WJHS

Kid: Are you our teacher this hour?
Substitute with blinding pink lipstick: Yes.
(she takes her bag and leaves, quite quickly)
Kid: Okay.

- 6th period; WJHS

Girl: I don't think that Pan's Labyrinth should have win. It just looked weird. Like a fairy tale. A fucking rated R fairy tale.

- 4th period; WJHS

Douchebag: Shut up, motherfucker. Er, grandmotherfucker.
(silence)
Douchebag: Get it? Instead of fucking mothers, you fuck grandmas! That's gross!

- Bus 23