September 19, 2006 - Talk Like A Pirate Day!

(Bell rings.)
Teacher: Oh, thank God.

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period

Kid: Dude, it'd suck to have AIDS.

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period

Wannabe Gangbanger: I'm not a gangbanger -- I don't wanna get shot. But I like the way they look, ya know?

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, West Walk

Girl: I'm not as stupid as I look ... I'm only half as stupid as I look.

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 1st period

Teacher: Okay, now you're going to see sick people. If you've never seen sick people before, it could be strange.

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period

Girl, on health video: He's dead already. Yeah, he died. You don't have to be from the ghetto to get AIDS. Nope.

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period

Guy, on health video: You can't get HIV from the air ... no. Or from dishes. No, you can't get AIDS from a dish.

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period

Old Lady, on health video: You never know who you're havin' sex with. It's better to be protective and protected.

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period

Guy: Lighten up guys, it's just AIDS.

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 2nd period

HardXCore Kid: Yeah, I got locked up. I called it the concrete jungle ... because it was a concrete jungle. Yeah.

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, West Walk

Kid #1: PBS ... so it's to blame?
Kid #2: What? Where's the plane?

- Overheard by Kelsey; WJHS, 4th period

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