First Post

Boy: I am the smallest person on my team! There isn't anyone smaller than me!
Girl #1: Well, you are very small.
Girl #2: My brother was the smallest guy on his team. But he wasn't really small ... he was petite, I think.

- Overheard by Kelsey; West Junior High

Guy: Well, we were in band and they were talking about how the band uniforms used to made out of polyester and it didn't stretch so you'd get it over your head on your arms and someone would have to help you. I mean, it wasn't mean to say that I wanted to give the shirt to a retarded kid and see what they did, but I just want to see what would happen.

- Overheard by Kelsey; West Junior High

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